Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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