Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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