Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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