Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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