with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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