If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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