how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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