where does the pee come out of this thing
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
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