..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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