I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
It's never too late to be topless.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
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