I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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