I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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