i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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