Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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