Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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