the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
The Olympian is in my bed
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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