My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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