Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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