i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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