I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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