marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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