ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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