she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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