Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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