this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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