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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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