i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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