I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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