I think I am morally bankrupt
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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