"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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