I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
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