Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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