Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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