Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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