It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Randomize
