I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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