youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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