I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
My vagina just clenched in fear
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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