I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
