Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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