bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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