ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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