Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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