I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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