do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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