your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I faked an abortion last night.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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