is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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