dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
its not stalking. its research.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
