yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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