are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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