question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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